Description
Scent Descriptions:
Beef Tips – Cedar, Redwood, Vanilla, Black Pepper, Cinnamon
Red Pill – Redwood, Sandalwood
America First – Tobacco, Vanilla
FAFO – Mahogany, Teakwood
Soy Boy – Unscented
Summer Of ’23 – Honeysuckle, Lemon, White Tea, Jasmine, Bergamot
Legend has it, Zeus himself used this beard oil. Hera always got mad when he’d go out to the local watering hole because she knew the glorious properties it gave his flavor saver could not be ignored by all the local whores begging to run their fingers through it just once. Well, just once led to Hera flinging cement sandals with impeccable aim. Beards – they are a gift and a curse. Might as well make them spectacular for all to awe in jealousy and desire.
The perfect nutrient punch to strengthen and promote hair growth while nourishing the skin underneath. That six month itchy phase is a bitch, and many crumb catchers with great potential have seen the end of their days because of it. Work some of this into your skin and let that designer stubble grow into its’ luscious manhood.
I decided to not use those stupid dropper bottles because it’s much easier to just spray your hands or man mane and work it in than fill your palm with multiple droppers full of oil. If you need practice getting in the hole that much I hear Amazon has good deals on banana cleaners.
Made in the USA with all natural ingredients – none of that pre-made melt-and-pour shit from Chyna that you slap a sticker on and call it your own.
Jojoba oil, argon oil, grape seed oil, caffeine extract, essential oils for scent.
Scents are always up for negotiation. If you want one that you don’t see listed, let me know. Buy a couple units and I’ll throw the rest on the store and see if gets any traction.
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