Beard Conditioner

Scent Descriptions:
Beef Tips – Cedar, Redwood, Vanilla, Black Pepper, Cinnamon
Red Pill – Redwood, Sandalwood
America First – Tobacco, Vanilla
FAFO – Mahogany, Teakwood
Soy Boy – Unscented
Summer Of ’23 – Honeysuckle, Lemon, White Tea, Jasmine, Bergamot

Specially formulated to load your chin broom with the nutrients it needs to grow big and strong, nourish your skin that hasn’t seen the light of day since who knows when, all-the-while keeping it super soft and detangled. There’s nothing worse than having Anna run her fingers through that epic mug rug and catch a snag. Not gonna happen with this stuff.

This conditioner is meant to be applied in the shower and washed out after sitting and working its’ magic for about 5 minutes. You can probably use it as a leave-in conditioner as long as you brush it out, but I haven’t tried this method. Drop a review if you have used it as a leave-in.

Pair this with the beard and body wash for a shower experience fit for an Alpha – leave you feeling so fresh and so clean that you drop the towel and treat her to the helicopter.

Made in the USA with all natural ingredients – none of that pre-made melt-and-pour shit from Chyna that you slap a sticker on and call it your own.
Castor oil, jojoba oil, emulsifying wax, stearic acid, preservatives, caffeine extract, essential oils for scent.

Scents are always up for negotiation. If you want one that you don’t see listed, let me know. Buy a couple units and I’ll throw the rest on the store and see if gets any traction.